The grass is always greener because it’s fake

The grass is always greener because it’s fake

Step into the world where reality bends and the streets whisper secrets. This ain't just a hoodie; it's a statement. 'The grass is always greener because it’s fake' isn't just a phrase; it's a lifestyle for those who thrive on the edge, where authenticity meets the hustle. Slip this on, and you're not just wearing fabric; you're cloaked in the irony of the urban jungle.

Product Details

Our signature hoodie is designed for those who live life on their terms. Made from premium cotton blend, it's as tough as your attitude but as soft as your dark humor. The bold print on the front isn't just for show; it's a declaration of your disdain for the ordinary.

Key Features

• Material Mastery: 80% cotton, 20% polyester for durability and comfort that laughs in the face of wear and tear.
• Print Power: High-quality screen print that doesn't fade, just like your rebellious spirit.
• Street Fit: A cut that's loose enough to move with you through the city's pulse, yet tailored to keep you sharp.
• Pocket Play: Deep front pockets for your hands or your secrets, because who needs transparency?
• Color Game: Available in midnight black, because why blend in when you were born to stand out?